Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman

Book Passage at Curran

Nick Offerman &
Megan Mullally

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

Oct 6 | 8 PM

Mullally & Offerman

Oct 6 | 8 PM

Genre

Guest Speaker

Runtime

80 minutes

Doors Open

1hr Before Show

Genre

Guest Speaker

Runtime

80 minutes

Doors Open

1hr Before Show


IN THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD: AN ORAL HISTORY, MEGAN MULLALLY AND NICK OFFERMAN REVEAL THE FULL STORY BEHIND THEIR EPIC ROMANCE--PRESENTED IN A SERIES OF INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE COUPLE, INCLUDING PHOTOS, ANECDOTES, AND THE OCCASIONAL PUZZLE.

The year: 2000. The setting: Los Angeles. A gorgeous virtuoso of an actress agreed to star in a random play, and a basement-dwelling scenic carpenter said he would assay a supporting role in the selfsame pageant. At the first rehearsal she surveyed her fellow cast members, determining if any of the men might qualify to provide her with a satisfying fling. Her gaze fell upon the carpenter, and like a bolt of lightning the thought struck her: no dice. Moving on.

Yet, unbeknownst to our protagonists, Cupid had merely set down his bow and picked up a rocket launcher . . . that fired a love rocket (not a euphemism). The players were Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman, and the resulting romance, once ignited, was . . . epic. Beyond epic. It resulted in a coupling that has endured to this day; a sizzling, perpetual tryst that has captivated the world with its kindness, athleticism, astonishingly low-brow humor, and true (fire emoji) passion.

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told - Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman book tour at Curran

How did they do it? They came from completely different families, ignored a significant age difference, and were separated by the gulf of several social strata. Megan loved books and art history; Nick loved hammers. But much more than these seemingly unsurpassable obstacles were the values they held in common: respect, decency, the ability to mention genitalia in almost any context, and an abiding obsession with the songs of Tom Waits.

Eighteen years later, they're still very much in love and have finally decided to reveal the philosophical mountains they have conquered, the lessons they've learned, and the myriad jigsaw puzzles they've completed. Presented as an oral history in a series of conversations between the couple, the book features anecdotes, hijinks, photos, and a veritable grab bag of tomfoolery. This is not only the intoxicating book that Mullally's and Offerman's fans have been waiting for, it might just hold the solution to the greatest threat facing our modern world: the single life.

All tickets include a copy of the book. Joined by special guests Tig Notaro and Stephanie Allynne.

Experience

Getting Here

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Restaurants

Tratto

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Italian Cuisine

Tratto

501 Geary Street
(415) 292-0101

Tratto is one of the newest additions to our neighborhood and boy, are we happy that they moved in! Known for their relaxed, communal-style dining, Tratto serves up some of the best Italian food within a short walking distance to the theater. Along with its carefully crafted cocktails, the restaurant also offers an extensive wine list that features both local and Italian wines. We recommend trying the fresh, handmade pastas and pizzas--they're both definitely something to write home about!

Show your Curran ticket stub to enjoy the Theater Prix Fixe - a delicious three course dinner for only $32. Or if you'd rather order a la carte, your ticket stub will get you complimentary Italian donuts for a sweet conclusion to your meal.

Bartlett Hall

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American Cuisine

Bartlett Hall

242 O'Farrell Street
(415) 433-4332

Searching for a lively spot to rehash the show over some tasty bites and drinks? Only a stone's toss away from the Curran, look no further than Bartlett Hall. Lauded especially for its house-brewed beers and barrel-aged cocktails, this laid-back neighborhood haunt also serves a seasonal-driven menu, which always presents diners with a unique challenge to uphold manners and resist the urge to lick their plates! Wine lovers are in luck, as well: Bartlett Hall offers a wide-range of California-focused wines.

Rejoice! Receive a 20% discount when you present your Curran ticket stub.

Urban Tavern

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American Cuisine

Urban Tavern

333 O’Farrell Street
(415) 923-4400

Featuring a full menu of locally-inspired cuisine, Urban Tavern at the Hilton has the distinctive personality of a metropolitan gastro pub, highlighting 50 wines within 50 miles, Bay Area beers and indigenous spirits (yes please!). Pair your drink of choice with selections from a diverse menu highlighting local seasonal ingredients and house specialties.

Show your Curran ticket stub to get the ‘Theater, Park & Dine package’ – Take 20% off your total bill (including drinks) by showing your ticket on the day you’re seeing a Curran show and receive 5 hours of self parking for $10. (Parking is located in the Hilton San Francisco Union Square parking garage, with the self-parking entrance off Ellis and Mason Streets.)

The Saratoga

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New American Eatery

The Saratoga

1000 Larkin St.
(415)932-6464

The Saratoga is a two-story cocktail bar and restaurant focused on luxurious comfort food. This Tenderloin hotspot honors the neighborhood's vibrant history while bringing a swanky, but cozy, modern vibe. With their infamous cheeseburger, over 30 inspired cocktails on their list, and 800 unique spirits on their shelves everyone is guaranteed to find just what they're looking for.

Bring your ticket stubs and enjoy one specialty cocktail with the purchase of an entree!

Cityscape San Francisco

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Bar and Lounge

Cityscape San Francisco

333 O’Farrell Street
(415) 923-5002

With a panoramic 360-degree view of San Francisco, there’s no better place to unwind pre or post show. On the 46th floor of the Hilton San Francisco Union Square, Cityscape San Francisco is a gem in the sky. Enjoy the romantic view of the city while sipping on specialty signature cocktails and a San Francisco inspired small plate menu. And while you’re basking in the views, show your Curran ticket stub on the day you’re seeing a show to get 20% off your total bill including drinks.

Benjamin Cooper

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Cocktail Bar

Benjamin Cooper

398 Geary Street
(415) 654-5061

Finding the unmarked entrance to this intimate, speakeasy-style hangout can be a bit of a challenge, (*tip: We find it easiest to access the bar on Mason Street; it is located right next to Ruby Sky on the south side. Follow the stairs up to the bar.) but is worth the effort. Along with serving more traditional drinks, Benjamin Cooper also offers custom crafted cocktails with unique, often unusual ingredients. The staff is delightfully easygoing and will happily explain some of the more complicated-sounding drinks or trade out ingredients.

Eno

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Wine Bar

Eno

320 Geary Street
(415) 678-5321

With its cozy ambiance, Eno makes wine tasting fun and approachable for newcomers and connoisseurs alike. The bar boasts a remarkably diverse wine list from around the world and offers flights for those who can't decide. For a truly enlightening education on wine, ask for Joel, the head sommelier. Tell him we sent you!

Venue

Seating Map

Curran Seating Map

Accessibility

Seating

Curran offers tickets in strict accordance with the Americans with Disabilities Act.

As a historic building that opened in 1922, Curran is unable to provide wheelchair access to the upper levels of the auditorium, therefore a number of accessible seats exceeding the requirement have been set aside in the Orchestra in rows N (on the house left side) and U (on the left and right sides). When the Orchestra is not on-sale in it's typical format, comparable seating is held. You may purchase these tickets online, however if there is any question as to which seats might work best for you, you are encouraged to call us at (415) 358-1220.

Plus-sized patrons may inquire about the location and availability of our swing-arm seats in the orchestra as well as freestanding armless seats in the accessible rows.

Those with mobility devices (canes, crutches, walkers, etc.) will need to check these items with a staff member to comply with local fire code regulations. At the end of the performance, an usher will return the device to the guest, or at intermission upon request.

We strive to accommodate all patrons to the best of our ability. Please try to arrive early if you need help with access so that our staff can be as attentive to you as possible.

Restrooms

As part of our renovation, we have added new restroom facilities. Fully accessible restrooms are located on the lower level of the theater. A lift in the lobby is available for patrons with mobility issues.

Audio Assisted Listening Devices

Devices are available at our boutique in the lobby on a first-come, first-served basis. We ask patrons to leave a state-issued ID or driver’s license as deposit on all devices.

ASL, Open Captioned & Audio Described Performances

Please see show pages for specially scheduled performances or call us at (415) 358-1220.